I am a Criminal!

Being fat is a crime and trust me whatever good qualities, qualifications you have cannot compensate for this guilt.
People who are murderers, robbers, rapists can hope to get love in their life but a fat person stands no chance .We are just burdens on our family ,on the society, I sometimes wonder why the society allows us to live. I think there must be a monthly weight check-up for everybody and anybody found overweight should be terminated, will save the poor souls a lot of humiliation and disappointments which they suffer throughout their life and the society will be spared the torture of having to look at unsightly, ugly people.
After all the entire world belongs to the thin and the beautiful. So make way fatso owners of the world are arriving.

Truth

It's no good trying to get rid of your own aloneness. You've got to stick to it all your life. Only at times, at times, the gap will be filled in. At times! But you have to wait for the times. Accept your own aloneness and stick to it, all your life. And then accept the times when the gap is filled in, when they come. But they've got to come. You can't force them.

...From Lady Chatterley's Lover

And the book is a must read for people who are not puritans and can appreciate something written from the heart.

No hung parliament please!

With the election season in full swing I just have one hope that the people
of this nation are able to arrive at some sort of decision.Nothing can be worse for a
country still plagued with diferences of region,religion,caste,creed etc etc than a government
formed with the help of regional parties who lend and withdraw their support in return of a seat in the cabinet.
So no third front for me .

A nation of hypocrites

Beaten to death by teachers,
Sold to work in brothels,
Forced to work in hotels,
Raped, tortured, used, abused
And we still claim children are the future of the nation.

Stories and Stones

This is where the royal danseuse must have enthralled the entire court,
This is where the King must have met and discussed matters of great importance,
This is where the queen must have walked in the evenings accompanied by her maids.
Stones do tell a story,
All you need to do is lend them a patient ear and a little imagination,
Listen to them carefully they are capable of transporting you to a different era all together,
Look at the flag perched on the top of the temple dome, doesn’t it say I have been here for centuries.
Sit down in the courtyard for a moment; u can imagine people who must have roamed them dressed in all their colorful finery in the times of kings,
Stones do tell a story,
Listen to them.

What is reality?

I don’t know what is more real the joy of being together for some time or the pain of saying goodbye each time. I don’t even know whether I am greedy or crazy or whether all the people in love feel like this.
One thing I know for sure is that the feeling of wanting to be together for life and the fear of living a life without him are very real.

The Love Instrument

Although the title sounds cheesy the subject is quite serious.
I have come up with my own test of how to figure out whether u still love a person or not
1. You think about this person?
2. Do you feel happy when that person is around?
3. Do you try to devise ingenious ways to be with that person?
4. While usually you are filthy like a pig, you dress up when you are going to see this person?
5. The presence of an entity of the opposite sex even within a one mile radius of this person is enough to turn into a blood thirsty murderer?
6. Do you feel happy when this person is around and your roommates are not around?

Answer these questions choosing any of the following 4 options
All the times
Sometimes
Rarely
Never

Now how u score it like this
All the times – 5
Sometimes – 3
Rarely – 1

Never – 0

Add up your scores and if they are above 15..you know what to do lage raho munnabhai/ munnibehen
Well this instrument needs to be validated on a few more subjects and after that it can be added to the annals of great research in OB
This is my tribute to OB...Hope they start using it in B-Schools soon.
I am also thinking of putting the results in some kind of a 2*2 Matrix framework ...so that it becomes a fultoo OB class type material.

Play Time after a Long Time

After cribbing to everyone about how bored I am in this city and how I would have preferred to go to Delhi or Mumbai or JhumriTalliaya, finally did something interesting on the weekend.
Went to see a play after a long time. It was called Butter and Mashed Banana on freedom of speech, what was more interesting than the concept was the way the actors handled the subject and enacted it on stage .There were no props apart from a plastic tub and a white bed sheet.
Brilliant acting and some interesting music...and yes a full house.
Well! I am looking forward to many more such weekends till I am in Bangalore and yes may I take this opportunity to thank a very dear friend ....Thanks buddy for making my life interesting :)
Anybody who is able to understand why they have named the play so, please let me know, your gyan sharing will be suitably rewarded.

Something is wrong with me

I am bored of shopping; eating out ...probably should go and see a psychiatrist.
Well at least my Bank account and my Dad are happy for the time being.